Yogi & Boo-Boo
S’up?

That’s not Mandarin for anything, by the way.

Frankly, this article amazes me with its dumbness.

Why? Glad you asked. It’s simple, really. Any kid who watched cartoons in the 60’s knows how Yogi can wreck your body. Jeez. I mean, he’s a friggin’ bear, for Pete’s sake.

And bears can wreck your body in oh, so many ways. Just ask Colbert.

Don’t EVEN get me started on what they do to pic-a-nic baskets!

And WHAT kind of name is Boo-Boo, anyway? It wasn’t HIS fault he was an unplanned cub.

Jeez.