Uncle Sam

 

. . . let’s forget about the rich and ultrarich going on strike and stuffing their ample funds under their mattresses if — gasp — capital gains rates and ordinary income rates are increased. The ultrarich, including me, will forever pursue investment opportunities.

Warren Buffet.

The other day, me n’ Buffy (y’know, Warren?) were hangin’ out over coffee n’ dippers. (Dippers, y’know, biscotti? Cantuccini? Jeez, do I have to write in crayon here?)

Anyway, I tells him a few things about taxes, n’ what I would do if I was President, (or Emperor, which is even cushier).

Next thing I know, he writes ’em down n’ sends ’em to The Grey Lady.

Still, I can’t complain much. He paid for the coffee n’ dippers.