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The Egg and I

The Egg and I

  This article by Gail Collins got me to thinking. Quick Aside: Gail Collins often gets me to thinking and chuckling and weeping upon occasion. Good stuff, that. Truth be told, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld frequently had the same effect upon me. But for significantly different...
"But I repeat myself . . ."

“But I repeat myself . . .”

Sam Clemens said it best: Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain, a Biography I don’t mean to give the impression that I think all members of Congress are feeble minded, greedy, conservative imbeciles with a slavering hunger...
The Americon

The Americon

  I suggest we retire Uncle Sam to the annals of the 19th and 20th centuries, and adopt a new, 21st century-attuned, unofficial national symbol. Call it the Americon. You’ll note there’s a pistol pointed at the little guy’s head. (If I was any kind of artist, I could draw...
Regarding A Mouse . . .

Regarding A Mouse . . .

  I learned something from a mouse the other day. No, not Mickey, Modest or Mighty. This was a real mouse — a baby, as a matter of fact — covered in grey fur and smaller than my thumb. When I tell you what I learned and how I learned...
Thinking The Unthinkable . . .

Thinking The Unthinkable . . .

  Wikipedia tells me that dark comedy, (a derivative term from black humor/black comedy/humour noir), is a form of comedy:  . . . in which laughter arises from cynicism and skepticism. How droll! Thus, today’s topic is the atom bomb, which is without a doubt one of the funniest things...
Becoming Quaint

Becoming Quaint

  Quaint Attractively unusual or old-fashioned. Oxford English Dictionary   At some point in human history it was probably quite accurate to describe the buggy whip business as a thriving industry. And no doubt the savvy buggy whip factory owner would have expanded his offerings to include riding crops, glitter...
Writing Good

Writing Good

  George Orwell . . . Animal Farm . . . Politics. The Eton-honed author wrote some marvelously good books and essays, and if you enjoy reading but haven’t yet sampled any of his work, shame on you. Granted, his oeuvre (how’s that for a $5.00 word?) walks a rather dark...
Pass The Plunger ...

Pass The Plunger …

  We can’t say we weren’t warned. Many of us in The Village were outraged not once . . . not twice . . . but thrice. It began with Abu Ghraib. We learned that we were torturing prisoners. The shock to our “American” sense of decency and our understanding...
Vive La Révolution!

Vive La Révolution!

  A number of decades ago, I was sitting in a church in Portland. The weather on that particular day was typical for the confluence of the Columbia and Willamette rivers; overcast, drizzly and dreary. But the gloom outside wasn’t affecting attitudes inside the little church. The few dozen believers...
Somebody Else's Bridge

Somebody Else’s Bridge

    . . . when he (Hans) started sharing what he had learned with other Mormons in Sweden, the stake president (who oversees a cluster of congregations) told him not to talk about it to any members, even his wife and children. He did not obey: “I said to...
Ship Happens

Ship Happens

  Have you forgotten? At four minutes past midnight on 24 March, (1989), a cold-water reef ripped the thin skin of the Exxon Valdez‘s single hull, releasing the equivalent of about 17 Olympic swimming pools of oil into Prince William Sound, Alaska. It was the worst ever oil spill in US...
Something Completely Different!

Something Completely Different!

  Joshua Green posted an article in BloombergBusinessweek that briefly focused on a unique perspective following yesterday’s Voting Rights Act (VRA) decision by SCOTUS, (also known as the Supreme Court). For those who are not familiar with any of this, let me provide an abridged background: Congress passed the VRA in...
A Few Thoughts About Blogging

A Few Thoughts About Blogging

  I have a few thoughts about blogging. (I promise I’ll be brief.) This article, from Prospect Magazine, is a brief interview with Leon Wieseltier. Nothing about any of that short article may mean a tinker’s dam to you, and truth be told, I share a pinch of your disinterest....
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 9

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 9

  I just read an April 18th article by Bill Keller of The New York Times. I think the two of us see fairly eye to eye when it comes to guns, and his article got me to thinking about the issue again. He quotes some politicians who have been...
When Elvis Leaves The Building ...

When Elvis Leaves The Building …

  The subject was horses. Actually it was horseback riding, but that’s mostly all about horses, so the subject was horses. I was a young man, and I was hanging around with a small group of friends, and we were talking about going horseback riding. Since neither cowboy nor member...
Bootprints in the Sand

Bootprints in the Sand

  I had a dream. No doubt caused by a glass or two too much wine. Please . . . let that be the well-spring of my dream. I was at the beach. It was a beautiful, sunny day, and I was the only soul around as far as you...
Bang the Drum Slowly . . .

Bang the Drum Slowly . . .

  S’up? Okay, my attempts at sporting raffish airs and graces may come up more than a little short, but I mean well. Therefore, one will find “S’up?” and “Yo'” and “Hail Fellow, Well Met!” sprinkled all about my articles, tempering the moods and demonstrating my hipster swell-ness. That might...
Guido

Guido

  I was sitting in my living room the other day, watching The Godfather and sipping a yummy Cabernet, (both courtesy of the talented Coppola family, thank you very much), when my somewhat ponderous, Ponderosa-sized son-in-law, Guido, lumbered in. And speaking of lumber, a chunk of Pennsylvania’s finest hickory was...
Tweetle Dee Dee

Tweetle Dee Dee

I sent an email to my eldest daughter a couple of years back, in which I made a short complaint about tweets and such. I treasure the skillful use of words, and fairly despise the notion of everyday correspondence becoming abbreviated to the point of bland and blathered meaninglessness. In...
Them That's Got

Them That’s Got

  Billie Holliday and Arthur Herzog, Jr. wrote a beautiful song in 1939: “God Bless the Child“. My first (and best) introduction to the piece was in 1969, when I first heard it played by Blood, Sweat & Tears. It still rocks. Them that’s got, shall get. Them that’s not,...
Curious Minds Want To Know

Curious Minds Want To Know

  I’m told the Universe is expanding. And accelerating. How they know that is quite intriguing. And who the hell are “They”? That’s pretty intriguing, too. But I lose my focus. Here’s the deal. It’s time for a serious invention. Something that will really help me sleep at night. Or,...
In Case You Were Wondering

In Case You Were Wondering

      — March, 2013 – I stumbled across this post from October, 2008, as I was going through the archives. It provides a brief explanation, for anyone with interest, why I started writing about all this political stuff — A thought occurred to me this morning. It’s entirely...
The Prognosticator

The Prognosticator

  This is a post from a while back, but I push it a bit to the forefront because it’s about something that remains with us, and is rather important. Some presidents have been more successful at positively influencing The Village than other presidents. By way of example, let me...
Toward A Better Understanding Of Music

Toward A Better Understanding Of Music

  Étude – A short, musical composition . . . often designed to demonstrate the skill of the player. Trees are amazing things. They represent the tallest and oldest and largest, individual living thing on the planet. And in case you didn’t know, the tallest, a Coast Redwood (just under...
Everyone But You

Everyone But You

  I’m not a Christian. But I was one, long ago, and for much of my adult life. A true believer was I, and I mean that sincerely. I even attended and graduated from a small, evangelical (read: Fundamentalist) college way back when. Mind you, I wasn’t raised that way....
Grandpa's GOP

Grandpa’s GOP

  I’ve been reading and hearing much about how the Republicans are wringing their hands, trying to figure out how to keep their party from imploding. Some take the perspective that, “We need to tone down our message and stop insulting people!” Others say it’s because of changing demographies. Everybody...
The Irrelevant in the Room

The Irrelevant in the Room

  It’s been half a year since I wrote these few paragraphs. In the intervening months, the GOP has wrung their hands dry attempting to figure out what happened in the November, 2012 election, and how to “fix” things so they can run the government once again. As a result,...
Princesses

Princesses

  Long ago, in a far away Disney board room . . . The high-strung junior executive slipped and nearly fell as he scooted around the hallway corner and burst through the heavy oak doors into the room. “SIR, SIR!” he exclaimed as he waved a sheet of paper above...
An Apostrophe!

An Apostrophe!

  Call me Ishmael. This article inspired more than a few clever and enterprising thoughts on my part. Before long, I came up with THE solution for global warming. Yes, Folks, you read it right here, first. (You may quote me at length, but I expect full attribution!) Here’s the...
When the Circus Came to Town

When the Circus Came to Town

  Yes, your wicked little cellphone or iPad or Kindle is going to cause your 757 to flip upside down, burst into flame and cartwheel out of control. Not. It’s more than a smidge difficult to comprehend how the pilots’ iPads aren’t going to cause some sort of interference with...
Better Living Through Chemistry

Better Living Through Chemistry

  Better living through chemistry? I trust your wonderfully lethargic, (Thanksgiving-fully?), feast-induced stupor abates. I’m just diving into my second cup of java . . . decaf, if you must know . . . thus, my own torpor is being chased out of my veins as I write. Amazing, isn’t...
Caution - Fat Lady Singing

Caution – Fat Lady Singing

  Well, it’s time to roll out the ol’ “One bad apple” aphorism again. Apparently there exists a recent study from a small group of researchers connected to Stanford University — an otherwise somewhat reputable institution — that raises more than a few eyebrows everywhere. What were they thinking? In...
Shooting An Elephant

Shooting An Elephant

When the white man turns tyrant, it is his own freedom he destroys. Shooting An Elephant, by George Orwell. Amazing, isn’t it? Intellectual tyranny. That is, the disconnect between what some profess and truly think their Reality belief is, and the real Reality they embrace by practice and behavior; the...
Why It Matters

Why It Matters

  — I occasionally choose to exhume older posts, simply as a reminder. This one is from April 18, 2011 — Most of you reading this post … I’m assuming a few of you actually do read this … are too young to be personally concerned with things like Medicare,...
Take the Fork in the Road

Take the Fork in the Road

  For those of you with a philosophical turn, I’m passing along an interesting read about two veils: Opulence and Ignorance. One could substitute veils with a fork in the road, I suppose; the point being, having to choose between two, different but unknowable outcomes. Imagine . . . Road...
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When No Hero Can Be Found

When No Hero Can Be Found

  Note to Reader: This is an article from December 5, 2012. I want to begin this missive with a dictionary definition, if you don’t mind. Hero: A person . . . who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. In today’s America, that definition has, unfortunately, come to include anyone...
No Regrets?

No Regrets?

    To the best of my knowledge, I’ve just entered the sixth decade of my existence. (I say it’s to the best of my knowledge because it’s all I recognize. Whether or not this is just one more episode of reincarnation, or my actual beginning, has no bearing on the topic of this article....
War And My Remembrance

War And My Remembrance

  These days, everyone with a modicum of brains or a semi-operational moral compass seems to be contemplating their erstwhile support of or opposition to the Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld Wars. Notable exceptions exist, most conspicuously Messrs. Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld, (not to mention their inner circle of counselors, stooges and court jesters), but honestly, no one should...
SCOTUS And The Second Amendment

SCOTUS And The Second Amendment

  In June, 2008, Justice Antonin Scalia delivered the opinion of the Supreme Court regarding its decision in DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, ET AL., PETITIONERS v.DICK ANTHONY HELLER. As is my habit, I shall weigh in. In December, 1791, Congress adopted the Bill of Rights, (i.e. the first 10 amendments to the Constitution.) The second of...
Nothing Is Something

Nothing Is Something

      Quandary – A tough situation; a pickle; between a rock and … oh, you know what I mean. I need a word. Those who know me, know I’m a stickler for words. I know it’s why I enjoy reading stuff by Dick Cavett, W.F. Buckley, Maureen Dowd, Christopher Hitchins and a couple...
Time For A Change

Time For A Change

  “Hey Bob Howdy!” (That’s what cowboys yell to each other whilst riding on the lone prairie.) “Hail Fellow, well met!” (That’s how Eton alumni greet each other every time they meet.) “S’up?” (Tis I!) For the longest time, the recording industry, (i.e. the big record labels), determined the winners and losers in the Pop,...
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 8

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 8

    One dictionary defines anecdote as: “a short amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person.” There’s a tendency to reduce the validity of anecdotes when they’re used within an argument or debate, which is unfortunate, because anecdotes are often told from a first-person perspective, and we all live life from a...
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 7

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 7

  Today we consider, once again, the wholesomeness of the National Rifle Association. I’ll leave it to your own reading schedule to peruse the article, but I’ll simply add a suggestion: I propose that Middle and High schools throughout our country initiate Gun Shop classes, just like we (folks my age) had Wood Shop, Metal...
The Public Intellectual

The Public Intellectual

  William Deresiewicz takes a rather sharp blade to a book he recently perused. Apparently, the book suggests an alternative to a college education: Start a blog. Among the things it suggests that kids might do to “create and share value” absent a formal higher education is this: “Become a Public Intellectual.” In five easy...
Greed & Co.

Greed & Co.

Every now and then I stumble across something that gives my belly a serious twist; stories that are so difficult to believe, they seem to come from a Hollywood script. Imagine you’re the parent of a little child. Imagine that child has a life-threatening disease that is essentially untreatable but for one medicine available to...
Tobacco?

Tobacco?

    First, a bit of disclosure: I’m a lifelong non-smoker. Never even tried. I don’t express that as a matter of pride in my ability to resist or anything like it. It’s just what is. I still don’t know how or understand why I never smoked, aside from remembering I always hated the overwhelming stench....
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 6

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 6

  Got logic? “The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun,” Wayne LaPierre. While I grasp the initial attraction to LaPierre’s bad guy/good guy thing, the underlying logic runs down a twisty, dark rabbit hole. Human nature, unbound and unfettered by national boundaries, will...
In Loving Memory

In Loving Memory

Yesterday was a very sad day for us. Nimitz, the gentlest, sweetest doggie who’s ever lived, passed. The cancer that had been first diagnosed a couple of years ago had finally grown too strong for him to fight. The tears still flow, and our hearts ache from his absence. Bubby — our nickname for Nimitz...
Torture, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 3

Torture, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 3

  Laws do not stand in judgment of morality. Quite the opposite is true. And laws either promote commonly accepted moral virtues, (i.e. benevolence, compassion, charity, forbearance, selflessness, love, etc.), or they abet the cleaving of those virtues from society. Our nation’s turn to torture, thanks to George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza...
Thelma & Louise & the Fiscal Cliff

Thelma & Louise & the Fiscal Cliff

  Remember when T&L whooshed off the cliff? Yes, it was just a movie, but consider a couple of things. They careened off that particular cliff by their own choosing. They didn’t have to. They’d made a number of rather unfortunate choices earlier that boxed them into an emotional corner, but remember, those choices (for...
Drone War

Drone War

  When I first heard about weaponized unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVS), also known as armed drones, (such as Predators and Reapers), my gut told me this wasn’t a good thing. Not because UAVS don’t save American lives. They do. And my concern is precisely because drones save American lives. I worry about drone warfare because UAVS and unmanned...
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 5

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 5

  President Obama gave a heart-wrenching speech at the vigil held for the shooting victims. One line from that speech staggers the mind: Are we prepared to say that such violence visited upon our children, year after year after year, is somehow the price of our freedom? The question is, of course, rhetorical, but the...
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 4

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 4

  This article makes a number of interesting points, and I want to share them with you. As a preface, I need to correct, or at least modify a term the author (mistakenly?) uses: High caliber. Furthermore, of the weapons that proliferate amongst the armed public, an increasing number are high caliber weapons (the weapon...
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 3

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 3

    The following post shares my comments from a correspondence with a dear friend regarding the horror that occurred at Sandy Hook Elementary School. I include it here because I think it’s relevant to our Village. My initial reply: I agree with you on almost everything you’ve written, and the part with which I...
Torture, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 2

Torture, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 2

  As Andrew Sullivan says, Kathryn Bigelow (Director of Zero Dark Thirty) is NOT a torture apologist. I agree with everything he says. (I’m anticipating viewing the movie, but with trepidation.) And I second Sullivan’s call for a Bush/Cheney investigation and obvious, subsequent prosecution for war crimes, crimes against humanity and treason. War criminals did...
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 2

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 2

  We can’t just say, “Everybody does it”. No! Dammit! Everybody doesn’t do it. Sure, Iraq does it. Afghanistan does it. Somalia does it. Great company, those, or they, or them. S’wonderful to be included in any kind of statistic with those countries, right? But it’s especially heartwarming to have an “Access to Military-Style Weapons”...
A Morning Read

A Morning Read

  A Morning Read. I watched a newscast interview last night. The guy being interviewed owns a small business. He makes over $250K annually. The report didn’t say how much over $250K the guy makes, but regardless, he makes a decent income from his small business. Asked if the tax increase proposed by President Obama...
Torture, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 1

Torture, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 1

  Our Lack Of Choice With the release of the movie, Zero Dark Thirty, the gut-wrenching topic of torture has been re-introduced to the nation’s common discourse. In the years since George Bush and Dick Cheney unleashed the dogs of war upon the world, we, America’s citizens, have been denied the damnable but needful conversation...
Take Your Aspirin

Take Your Aspirin

  Let me quote something from an interesting article in The New York Times: . . . when does regulating a person’s habits in the name of good health become our moral and social duty? The answer, I suggest, is a two-parter: first, when the scientific data clearly and overwhelmingly demonstrate that one behavior or another...
Prolific Indian Satirist?

Prolific Indian Satirist?

  I don’t get it. I read a lot of commentary, OpEds, bloggish stuff and all sorts of things. But never once have I read anything from this so-called, “prolific” Indian satirist and I don’t care WHAT Native American tribe he’s from. Look, if The Grey Lady wants to call somebody prolific, bounteous or profuse,...
Drawing The Line

Drawing The Line

I put the kibosh on an old friendship a while back. Trust me, it was no easy thing. But after slogging through all the emotion, and contemplating all the options I could find to contemplate, I had to. Let me explain. My erstwhile pal — a professed, born again, church-going Christian — is a very conservative,...
Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 1

Guns, A Continuing Discussion Pt. 1

  It’s time to begin a conversation. I’m going to call it: Guns — A Continuing Discussion — (Append the part numbers here) Let me preface with this: I am not an anti-gun ownership guy. Neither am I an anti-automobile ownership guy. Or an anti-helicopter ownership guy. But please, it is not unreasonable to anticipate a...
Please Don't Let It Break

Please Don’t Let It Break

  Please Don’t Let It Break. If, on some sunny, cheerful morn, the bridge I happen to be traversing, (whist silently pleading, “Please don’t let it break, please don’t let it break”), chooses that particular moment to heave a sigh of frustration, and collapse into the swirling maelstrom, I can assure you ONE of my...
Our Mr. Brooks - Part Deux

Our Mr. Brooks – Part Deux

A follow on article to this morning’s article by David Brooks. This one is by Paul Krugman, who illustrates my point about the Republicans’ so-called attempts at rapprochement.
TMI

TMI

  Humanity has always been hardwired to fear … But the fear used to be of wild beasts prowling, the encroaching Visigoths, plague, world war. Now, in the pampered present, all that anxiety has to find a new focus … we have come up with … our status might be falling or — the horror,...