Here’s a little something I stumbled across, from Andrew Sullivan.
I can just imagine Saturday Night Live moving this down the road a bit, by having the youngsters compete against the surgeons in diagnosing particular ailments.
Scene: Operating Room
Student, poking around inside anesthetized patient: “Dude, I swear to god I thought he swallowed a brick, but I got nothing here but a bunch of squishy shit.”
Surgeon, standing on other side of operating table, arms folded: “I tried to tell you, but noooo, you knew it all.”
Student, removing his gooey hand from inside the patient: “Okay, Doc’, you win. Tell you what, you show me how to staple this guy back together, and I’ll show you how to max your score on Halo?”
Surgeon: “Suhweet.”
