I’ve long said, (and no doubt been oft quoted), Conservatives (Big C) cannot, cannot, CANNOT do cool. No matter how they try, they just don’t get the notion.
And we’re not even going to start talking about humor. You thought Clint Eastwood’s schtick was funny? You . . . what? . . . okay, you’re just messin’ with me now.
You are, right? Just messin’ with me?
Soooooo, having cleared the air . . .
I couldn’t take more than about 15 seconds of this music video. But I wanted to share it with you. Yes, I like you that much.
It’s called, “Do The Paul Ryan”. No, I’m serious. It’s a music video extolling Ryan’s sizzlin’ hotness. Any way you slice this baby, it’s sizzlin’ horrible. If the producers were attempting straightforward cool, or even a little tongue in cheek? Well, it’s like they wanted to skip some stones across a lake, but they were using bowling balls.
The folks behind the video? (I’m so glad you asked.) The National 912 PAC. Yeah, the one Glenn Beck’s all about. Beck. You know, the Acme of Cool. (Wait! That might be Rush. Or Sean. Sarah?)
Go figure. And they — the music video people — say they have more to come!
Can’t wait.
In the meantime, have a look at another music video about the same guy.
If you can’t tell the difference, the we gotta’ have a really, really serious talk.
Really.
Maybe an intervention.
